segunda-feira, 28 de fevereiro de 2011

English Joke

I know a person who always have bad ideas. Her name is Ana Julia and she have brega ideas. During a party, all the people were liking the music, when she decided to put a CD so became to play Calypso. Immediately all the people went home. Another day, she invited some friends to go to the mall. When in the middle of the way started raining stronger. They entered in a store to buy an umbrella and she choose it. So, they continued the adventure. Suddenly the umbrella broke. It was from Paraguai. During the 1996 election for São Paulo mayor, I asked her who is the best candidate and she told me: ‘’Please, vote Olivio Dutra, he is intelligent’’. A day, she and her friends went to a restaurant, and she recommended hamburger. All the people went to the bathroom immediately. She recommended me to invest all my money on Bolsa de Valores in these days and I lost all my money. She loves Corinthians. A day she said that the best country to live is Iraq. All that she has or likes is bad thing, including her best friend. And her best friend has a stranger name. I think his name is Jacques Wagner.

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