English Joke

Eduardo was a slow, very slow person. He liked to fish in the lake on Saturdays. He liked Marta a lot. He loved her and he always thought in her, especially in her breasts, legs, bumbum and bottox. She was very beautiful, she had a structural body and she seemed with Mulher Melancia. All the men dreamed with her dancing or making topless. They always thought in her also taking a shower, in making massage in her and passing solar protector in her plane. A day, Eduardo promised her to fish a big, very big fish as a way to conquer her. Saturday night, he went to a lake to fish because the best and big fishes could be found only at night. At the same moment, Marta was to a party dressed with sexy red clothes and she only went home in the next day. Monday afternoon, Eduardo appeared in her house with a big fish. He knocked the door, suddenly appeared a stronger man without shirt. He was Antônio. ‘’I would like to speak with Marta’’ said Eduardo. ‘’Thank you Eduardo. You are a love. Congratulations, you are a good fisher. I and José will eat your fish with love. But now, you need to go because I and Antônio have to take a shower together’’ said Marta. So Eduardo went to the park thinking: ‘’She liked the fish a lot. And she is already mine’’.